Burnout is a Privilege: The Unvarnished Truth

Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Sick of being productive and contributing to the world's progress? Look no further, friend! Burnout is not just a thing that happens to you, it's a privilege reserved for the select few who are truly exceptional.

We've compiled a list of the top 5 signs that burnout is a privilege you might be eligible for:

• You've mastered the art of doing the bare minimum.
• You're secretly a professional procrastinator.
• You've managed to convince yourself that Netflix counts as 'work'
• Your social media presence is solely comprised of memes and passive-aggressive complaints.
• You've mastered the art of pretending to be interested in things you have no business being interested in.